Calm the F*ck Down Apothecary

Calm the F*ck Down Apothecary

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Clementine Pine 1-1 Calm the F*ck Down 16 oz Apothecary Candle Clementine Pine 1-1 Calm the F*ck Down! In wild times such as this, Dig deep and find your bliss! Don’t be frightened... Illumininate and enlighten. We highly advise, That everyone sanitize! Perhaps a little self-control, On crazed pursuit of the paper roll?! We’re doing our part to keep our paws clean And pay it forward to every hero fighting COVID-19 Be pauseful and peaceful, like the Pug... Be kind! Your Mama didn’t raise you to be a furry thug! Stop acting like a clown... Light this up...and calm the f*ck down! A simple candle to remind us all to breathe, find our center, stay grounded...and calm the f*ck down! There’s no fear involved here...only alarming amounts of fur (not in your candle of course!) and a whole lot o'sass! This candle has been handcrafted and Reiki Blessed with the intention to illuminate and usher in peace, balance...and the strength (if needed!) to raise a middle digit (or finger, if you're a human!) anything or anyone creating havoc your sacred space! Illuminate this candle to honor of every hard working and dedicated front line worker(s) who are literally sacrificing their lives every single day to keep us all safe during this extremely challenging time. As always, 30% from the sale of every 100% American grown soy wax, lead-free, Reiki Blessed candle we handcraft and sell (retail) benefits a charitable cause.
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Mystic Pines Candle Co.

Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Christina Cox 5 Eastford Road, Eastford, , 06242, US
AboutWhat's so 'Mystic' about 'Pine?' Pine trees have always held a magical presence in my life. Some of my fondest memories growing up in Maryland are centered around my time spent outside, playing and caring for the many dogs, cats, rabbits (even w...

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